[EAS] Next Generation

[Dave Kline]

> FEMA and the FCC  should consult with NSA about the kind of system and procedures
> that would be secure and practical for EAS, particularly EAN.

Just what we need to fix EAS... Throw another federal agency at it!
However, if they really existed, they might be helpful in assisting the FCC's Enforcement Bureau.

Command? - Team Six... We located the public file, and the Issues and Programs are not current.
Roger Six... You know what to do, over.
Roger Comm... We're going in. Six - out!

>  Input from
> outside stakeholder could be a little tricky here, but I think it could be
> done.

-RING RING-
"Good Morning, this is NOT the NSA." 
"Please pay attention as our telephone options have changed."
"Press 1 if you dialed a wrong number."
"Press 2 if you'd like a second chance to indicate that you dialed a wrong number."
"Press 3 if you want information about Area 51.
"Or you may stay on the line and someone in a black helicopter will assist you in the order in which you called."
"If you'd like to leave a message, do not leave your name or number at the beep, we already know who you are."
-CLICK-

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Happy Friday
Dave

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