[EAS] Questionable EAS Acti

[Dave Dunsmoor]

Yes, you've captured it quite accurately, I believe!

I also think the source of this "well-thought-out" announcement needs to be alerted to the seriousness of his well intentioned, but ultimately stupid, blunder.

Scott Adams must have seen this coming:  

Out, OUT you demons of stupidity!  

St. Dogbert, patron saint of technology.

"Apparently, a new elemental particle has been discovered. Anti-Emergency.
It has similar but opposite properties to that of a real emergency. It's symbol is -E.
When -E combines with +E in an emergency broadcast, it annihilates all alerting credibility".