[EAS] How about ...

[Clay Freinwald]

Mike wrote - 

Four hands....  Each of two people spaced 6 ft. apart must lift a cover and
actuate a momentary N-O toggle switch with one hand and turn a keyed spring
loaded N-O switch spaced no less than 18" from the first switch. 
All four switches form a single series circuit triggering a 30 second
software clock permitting the pre-formatted alert to be sent.

One thought-

RUBE WOULD BE PROUD !

Clay