[BC] ABC layoffs

[RichardBJohnson at comcast.net]

Broadcasting facilities don’t need anybody on duty
anywhere anymore. All the news in the world could
be sent to a mud hut in Bangalore, India, where
indentured servants convert it to electronic script.
The result in uploaded to satellites which distribute
it world-wide to electronically generated talking
heads, which spew it out in each community.
That handles emergencies and local news.

All entertainment in the world is consolidated and
sent to a mud hut in Bangalore, India, where indentured
servants convert it to electronic media, duly registered
with the RIAA. The result in uploaded to satellites
which distribute it world-wide to Broadcast transmitting
facilities. This handles entertainment issues.

An electronic monitoring device, connected to a Cell-
Phone circuit, checks the health of the on-air signals
and dials up the mud hut in Bangalore, India, where
it is converted to electronic script. . The result is
uploaded to satellites which distribute it world-wide
to electronically generated automatons, which dispatch
to the transmitter sites.  This handles technical issues.

While not otherwise busy, these electronically generated
automatons canvas city neighborhoods, strong-arming
for advertising revenue, which is sent to the Wall Street
accountants to rescue insurance companies and defunct
investment houses. A small portion of the resulting profit
is sent to the mud hut in Bangalore, India, completing
the cycle.

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Cheers,
Richard B. Johnson
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