[BC] Funny hats for Engineers?

[Thomas G. Osenkowsky]

Exactly why I wear my Beanie cap! I cut the
blades to resonate across a wide band to spread
around the microwaves (just like in a micowave
oven). I developed a random number generator
to vary the rotation speed. So far it has stopped
the aliens from infiltrating my brain.

BTW, has anyone else seen the cover of this
month's "Talkers" magazine?

Tom Osenkowsky, CPBE

> Those antennas would probably even load-up on some microwave frequency and
> work! ;)