[BC] Unique fixes to complicated problems

[towers at mre.com]

I sentence you to listening to Randy Rhodes for one full week.  I expect a
complete report on the topics discussed, her tone of voice, and the
balance of how the callers agreed (or disagreed) with her.  I expect the
report in single line spaced triplicate form, annotated and footnoted. It
will be reviewed by the Bar Association of Madagasgar for accuracy and
conformance to applicable standards.

After that, you may lay your guilty conscience to rest.

MM

> I earned an FCC Third Class with Broadcast Endorsement
> and failed in my responsibility. I take full blame and to this
> day accept the appropriate punishment and reform for my
> transgression. Some lessons must be learned the hard way.
> Due in part to this, I am loyal, responsible and dedicated to
> the best professional service to my clients.
>
> I was unaware until I read your post of Kevin Martin's
> fetish. It is duly recorded and no doubt The Knack's
> "Baby Talks Dirty" and Poison's "Talk Dirty To Me"
> are on his iPod. Dr. Laura would, of course, disapprove.
>
> Tom Osenkowsky, CPBE