[BC] How to make a quick million

[Tom Taggart]

Become a bag man for Congress, e.g. the FCC.

Just filed the ownership report.  $60 per station.

About 11,269 commercial AM/FM stations X $60 = $676,140 in fees.

Then add in whatever fee the commercial TV stations pay.

At least I can figure it out on my own, pity the poor folks who have  
to pay additional dollars for Washington counsel to file.  No wonder  
that employment has increased in the Washington, D.C. area.

Then there are the folks with these complicated corporate  
structures....no, on second thought, if they can afford to cook up  
these complicated schemes, they can afford the fees.