[BC] Gone in a flash
Jason R.
jyrussell at academicplanet.com
Tue Sep 9 11:53:34 CDT 2008
since you read the disclaimer, it's not unreasonable to think that
you probably read the message above it...
remember the old gummint answer, where two men, wearing black suits
and sunglasses, would show up in front of you, hold up something
resembling a ballpoint pen, and tell you to 'just Look at the
Light'... you know, the old MIB scene...
Well, that's been updated, from what I hear...
I think the updated version works directly from the computer's monitor now...
This "New Light" is actually a combination of specific pixels, at
specific frequencies, strategically placed across the screen so as to
induce total vacuuity in the mind of all recipients.
Only gummint verified and intended recipients of such messages will
be issued New Special Gummint Glasses to shield them from such mind
numbing exposures, and thusly be able to recall what was said.
All unintended, unshielded recipients will therefore find
themselves saying "Huh?" shortly after viewing the encoded messsages.
You could even be looking at one of those mesages NOW! Quick!
where're your glasses!?
;-)
Jason R.
>I've blessedly forgotten the reasons the legal minds on the list
>gave us for wasting pixels with these threats.
>
>Rich
>(Dialing my sister's number)
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