[BC] News in the 21st Century

[Thomas G. Osenkowsky]

> Personally, I prefer vast conspiracies to the vapid lives of Brittany 
> and Paris, though I do find the recent epidemic of supermodels 
> throwing fits on airplanes to be a lot of fun when they end up in 
> police stations saying "don't you know who I am?" How humiliating 
> when they don't.

I assume you mean Britney (Spears). I am sure she would
appreciate the correct spelling of her name. Britney is not
a supermodel, but a singer and actress and a former
Mouseketeer. She has not thrown a fit on an airplane,
although she did create a stink by removing her shoes and
was requested by a flight attendant to put them back on
after a passenger complaint.

This being said, Dateline (NBC) will air this night a discussion
on her life. Paris (Hilton) is also an actress and singer as well
as an heiress. Both have been persecuted by the authorities,
maliciously prosecuted and hounded by the paparazzi.

Want a 'vast conspiracy'? I just started. Look at all the famous
people who have been falsely arrested, mug shots posted on
the news. This has been going on for years. Judy Garland,
Troy Donahue, Sandra Dee, Spongebob...some of our
beloved favorites also fell under the hand of persecution.
So now we trade Amy Winehouse for Courtney Love. Who
gets thrown under the bus next? Oh, I almost forgot. The
alien conspiracy, but I've discussed that before.

Tom Osenkowsky, CPBE