[BC] Fw: a cowboy in Montana

[Thomas G. Osenkowsky]

One day an airplane with four passengers experienced engine failure. All
passengers
had to bail out. There were only three parachutes in the aircraft. The first
passenger
was Kobe Bryant. He told the others he was too valuable a player and needed
a
parachute. He jumped from the airplane. The second passenger, Hilary Clinton
said she
was a United States Senator, a prime candidate for first female United
States President
and the smartest woman in the world. She jumped from the airplane. The third
passenger,
Billy Graham said to the fourth, a ten year old boy, "I am old and not well.
You should
survive. You can have my parachute." The boy said "There are still two
parachutes. The
smartest woman in the world put on my school backpack."