[BC] Lipstick in School

[Thomas G. Osenkowsky]

> I thought a little humor might be in store to relieve the tension a
little.
> :o)

I believe technical lists are for just that. We are in a serious business
and humor can be distracting and dangerous. My experience has been
that L'Oreal Glam lipstick has excellent 'staying power' and you don't
need to wipe it for it to set well. Lasts as long as the 18 hour bra.

I remember the story of a young blonde woman who went on vacation
in Florida, near the Everglades. She wanted to buy a pair of alligator
shoes but found the prices too high. She told a shop owner she was
confident in her skills with a rifle and was going to bag her own gator.
He warned her to be safe and wished her good luck.

On the way home he sees the blonde waist deep in a swamp with her
rifle. On the shore were seven dead gators laying on their backs. All
of a sudden this huge, fast gator makes a run at her. With sharpshooter
skill she shoots the gator between the eyes. She drags him up on the
shore, turns him over and shouts "Oh crap, not again! This one's
barefoot too!"

Tom Osenkowsky, CPBE