[BC] Copper theft mitigation

[Cowboy]

On Saturday 23 December 2006 01:08 pm, walt at rice.net wrote:

> Another note from the annals of history.  On the same subject, at some
> station, the engineer had a "Very Official Looking Sign" painted which
> said:"PROLONGED HUMAN EXPOSURE TO THIS AREA WILL RESULT IN RADIATION
> CONTAMINATION!!"  Which, interpreted says, " You hang around here all
> day without your shirt on - and you're going to get sunburned!"
> 
> MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!

 Once upon a time......
 Decades ago.....
 My MOTHER of all people, suggested wording that worked.
 Not legal, but it worked !

 CAUTION
 Exposure to high levels of RF causes sexual disfunction.

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