[AF] Surround Sound Politicians

[Rich Wood]

------ At 03:51 AM 5/1/2007, BOYDSIRBOYD at aol.com wrote: -------

>i just get tired of most politicians saying one thing out of one side of
>their mouth and then saying another thing out of the other side. and 
>then saying
>something else totally different again.
>i.e Hillary Clinton for one.

Out of the thousands of politicians, past, present and future, who do 
this multiple speech thing I'm curious why Hillary Clinton is singled 
out. I'd start with the President and work my way down. If I had time 
I could list the guilty parties but it would be far larger than the 
Manhattan telephone directory.

I've been trying to design an unobtrusive mic configuration for the 
Sunday talking head shows that would capture all sides of their 
mouths individually now that most stations are 5.1 surround on their 
HD channels. We might have to go to 7.1 to capture all the lies. We 
need an adhesive mic attached to their chests to capture their 
heartbeats for the subwoofer. I'd suggest it be used as a sort of lie 
detector but my assumption is that they're lying, anyway, so 
electronic proof isn't necessary. Cheney might be a problem. I'm 
convinced he has no heart and all these "incidents" are really gall 
bladder attacks. For him I'd have to include nose mics to capture the 
lies coming from there.

Rich