[BC] The Best One Yet From Rich

[Tom Dimeo]

Rich has given me many laughs but this has to be the best.

Tom

>That was mean and unpatriotic. They'll do what's best for the 
>country. Probably the one they're visiting. You should spend 
>more time listening to Sean Hannity rather than that foreign 
>borne classical music your liberal commie pinko station 
>plays. The other morning I heard a news item on your station 
>about bird calls. They were foreign immigrant birds. What's 
>wrong with American birds? Why aren't we studying their calls 
>first?
>
>Since we don't like each other much I'm going to write 
>Hannity under an assumed name and tell him. With a brain not 
>unlike a typical bird, he'll understand and probably start a 
>march on Washington protesting the waste of money immigrant 
>birds represent. I can see it snowballing. Then it'll go to 
>Savage because the foreign birds are probably Gay, then on to 
>Limbaugh once he determines the topic will fly.
>
>There goes your funding.
>
>Rich