[BC] satellite eas

[cldube]

I see a new event...

CMA= Clothing Malfunction Alert

(words like "naked", "nude", and others are too smutty for public EAS 
consumption- or EASCONSUMP)

Chuck

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Rich Wood" <richwood at pobox.com>
To: "Broadcast Radio Mailing List" <broadcast at radiolists.net>
Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 12:48 PM
Subject: Re: [BC] satellite eas


> ------ At 11:28 AM 10/6/2005, Scott Cason wrote: -------
>
>>How does the sat providers not passing along EAS messages endanger the 
>>lives
>>of children?
>
> They might miss the announcement that Howard Stern is on. EAS must warn 
> children that somewhere there's a naked person they might encounter. This 
> is the true value of EAS. Every house of worship will have a button that 
> will activate the system when a naked person is sighted. We have to make 
> sure the person activating it doesn't look too long before pushing the 
> button. That hasn't been solved, yet.
>
> They haven't calculated the coordinates of nude beaches, camping areas and 
> nudist colonies, yet, so the system isn't perfect. Once it's done, GPS 
> units like mine will recalculate routes to avoid those areas. Serious 
> penalties must be imposed on anyone who hacks the system to lead the user 
> to those areas.
>
> EAS is dead. Long live EAS.
>
> Rich
>
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